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When the Senate, Defense, and Crypto Crash the Same Party

Well, it’s not every day you see the words “U.S. Senate,” “Defense,” and “Crypto” in the same sentence. If that doesn’t make you choke on your coffee, you’re probably as iron-willed as a Bitcoin during a bear market. 

I mean, a dry Senate committee meeting is one thing, but when the topic of discussion is national defense and cryptocurrencies, things start to get more interesting than a wild ride on the Dogecoin roller coaster.

Not Just a Bill, It’s an $886 Billion Plot Twist

Picture this: the United States Senate passes the 2024 National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) worth a whopping $886 billion. We’re talking national defense budget here, enough greenbacks to make Scrooge McDuck’s money pit look like a piggy bank. But guess what? Tucked away in the fine print of this bill is a crypto-clashing provision that targets crypto mixers, anonymity-enhancing coins, and the institutions engaging in crypto trading. Feeling the twist yet?

The NDAA is not just a bill. It’s the fancy name for how the country’s defense department gets to spend its federal funding. You’d expect it to discuss the likes of fighter jets, advanced weaponry, and cutting-edge military tech. But cryptocurrency? Now that’s a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood scriptwriter.

The Crypto Clashes: From AML to FTX-style Catastrophes

The crypto amendment is a brainchild of an eclectic group of senators. And by eclectic, I mean folks as varied as Cynthia Lummis, Elizabeth Warren, Kirsten Gillibrand, and Roger Marshall. Imagine them huddled around a table, strategizing about digital assets like they’re planning a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

They’ve taken provisions from the Digital Asset Anti-Money Laundering Act (a mouthful, I know) and the Responsible Financial Innovation Act (sounds important, doesn’t it?) and conjured up an amendment that, for all intents and purposes, could shake up the crypto landscape like a 9.0 on the Richter scale.

You remember the FTX fiasco, right? When traders had a wilder ride than a cowboy at a rodeo? Well, this amendment is supposed to prevent such a catastrophe from hitting the crypto market again. Ah, those pesky senators, always looking out for us.

And get this: they want the U.S. Treasury Department to crack down on anonymous crypto transactions, too. That includes crypto mixers like Tornado Cash, which up until now, were a sweet way to keep your transactions more private than a ninja on a stealth mission.

 From Tornado Cash to the Chinese Tech Transfer

In 2022, Tornado Cash got more than a slap on the wrist from the Treasury. It was barred for failing to stop the bad guys from laundering money. Now, we all love a bit of privacy, but when it becomes a playground for malicious actors to hide their ill-gotten crypto, it’s less Robin Hood and more Al Capone.

Meanwhile, the NDAA requires U.S. companies to disclose investments in China. As Senator Bob Casey put it, this move helps Uncle Sam understand how much “critical technology” is being transferred to “adversaries.” We’re not just talking about the latest iPhone models here, but the cutting-edge tech that could tip the scales of global power. Spooky, isn’t it?

So next time you see “U.S. Senate,” “Defense,” and “Crypto” hanging out in the same sentence, take note. You could be in for a plot twist that makes Game of Thrones look like a light-hearted sitcom. And remember, when it comes to crypto, always keep an eye out for the red flags; they’re often as glaring as a neon sign in the middle of a desert night.

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Mario Estrella

Mario Estrella

Mario Estrella is a seasoned journalist and digital marketing professional at exxeo.report, specializing in technology-related news. With over two decades of experience in the field, he brings a rich history of working in diverse media outlets and advertising agencies. Notably, he has been instrumental in driving significant growth in online presence and readership in his past roles​. At exxeo.report, Mario leverages his extensive experience and deep understanding of the digital landscape to deliver engaging and insightful technology news to the audience.
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